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Recession Beard 

A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during recession, or other forms of economic depression, when jobs are lost en masse. The loss of job makes the unemployed male down in the dumps, and the laziness makes him less likely to shave.
Tom: I lost my job at the auto plant a few weeks ago.
Bill: So, that would explain that scrappy thing on your jaw.
Tom: Yeah, it's my Recession Beard. Is it really that scrappy?
Recession Beard by Adumbration December 22, 2008
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Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.
"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"
Triple-Dip Recession by BreadGod September 21, 2016

Red Dead Redemption

Red Dead Redemption is the most epic game of all time.

Red Dead Redemption 2

One of the greatest games ever made, like ever. It has an amazing story with a beautiful open world and great character development. If you’re looking for a game to buy I’d recommend.
Guy 1: have you played Red Dead Redemption 2 yet?
Guy 2: YES! ITS AMAZING!

Recreational 

For use by anyone, not meant for any one person. Communal, opposite of prescription. Often shortened to rec
Yeah man, you can have the lemonade in the fridge it’s recreational.
Recreational by rocktheon September 16, 2019

The Great Recession 

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."
The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

Pussy Recession 

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).
"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."
Pussy Recession by mryou September 8, 2009