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Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
Radar Sphincter by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
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Radar Love 

Old Rock song created by Golden Earing that was about having a conection with the one you love and trying to get there. the word radar love is described by saying that there is no need for phone conections or writing letter, theyve got something in the air called radar love
-i know my baby needs me

-did u call her??

-no man

-then how do you know??

-we got something called "Radar Love"
Radar Love by word cre8er March 10, 2010

Radar Ass 

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order
Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtlehead poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again
Radar Ass by dayday1980 August 14, 2012

Radar Mode 

The act of removing one side of your ear/headphones, so that you may hear the sounds of your computer, whilst remaining aware of the sounds around you.

Radar Mode is often initiated when viewing pornography in a house that is not empty of other occupants.
Adam: It must be annoying having your parents staying over this weekend.

Connor: Yeah, I've had to use Radar Mode all weekend!
Radar Mode by Belzario July 20, 2011

Radar Detector 

When a car is driving ahead of you and just a little faster than you.
See that red car up there? He's my radar detector.

That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.
Radar Detector by Harmony08 October 4, 2010

Radar Bait 

During vehicle travel, especially on highways or freeways, any vehicle which is driving faster that you, either behind or in front, which can be used as protection against getting written up for a radar speed violation. The theory being that the "radar bait" vehicle would be written up rather than you. If if you are also exceeding the posted speed limit.
We'll follow the Ford which passed us; He'll be the radar bait! radar radar bait freeway highway vehicle
Radar Bait by SUMP May 6, 2014

Radar beat

When the beeping from your car's radar detector syncs up with the music on the radio.
Bob: Crap it's the cops... slow down you're going 90 in a 65!
John: And ruin this radar beat? NEVER!
Cop: Sir do you realize you were doing 90 back there?
John: Dude it's okay, I had radar beat.
Cop: Oh dude that's awesome, you're free to go.
Radar beat by fcouples1211 December 13, 2009