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QWOP (or papertoss) "Quiet wank on paper", is used as a last resort when the misses rejects you.
"I was in the doghouse last night, so had a qwop"
"Had a quick papertoss before my date; then I realised she was a 3"
Qwop by NettieGreen September 15, 2023
Having cunning in avoiding a lawsuit or over a band name or trade marked phrase.
David bowie,of the monkeys, qwoped out of getting in legal trouble with david bowing by changing his last name to jones.

qwop out 

1. To lose one's balance and fall over in a ridiculous, often painful manner.
2. To lose a game of qwop.
Did you see that fat kid qwop out on that ice?
GOD DAMMIT! I keep qwopping out at 0.3 metres!
qwop out by Jailbait Jui December 9, 2010

qwop in the park 

1. anything that is too difficult for the human mind or body to accomplish

2. the exact opposite of 'a walk in the park'
Harry: Are you still playing that old ass game?

Cube: Yes.

{500 hours later}

Harry: Dude, let it go, its a qwop in the park. No one's ever beat Super Contra, even with unlimited lives.
qwop in the park by iancharcoal November 30, 2011

qwopasklzxnmeruidfhjcvbtyg 

You have reached the super ultimate state of boredom.
*during chemistry class*
"Hmm.. I'm so bored, lets search random letters on Google."
*types qwopasklzxnmeruidfhjcvbtyg*
"Damn it, someone already uploaded this to Urban Dictionary."

qwopping 

QWOP is the slang term for a computer game where you use the Q, W, O, and P keys to make a runner jog down a track. It got popular because of how stupid the runner looked while running and how difficult it was to get a high score. Qwopping can now mean either playing the video game or running in a style similar to the runner in the game.
Did you see Matt qwopping down the hall? He almost ran me over.
qwopping by sexybanker November 21, 2011