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quit being a sally 

"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"

Quit on the stool

To quit in a bitch like fashion due to low levels of testosterone and not having the ability to hack it.
First displayed by Jamie Yager in The Ultimate Fighter: Team Liddell vs. Team Ortiz, when he was brutalized by Josh Bryant. and refused to get up off the stool to fight in the deciding round.

He Quit on the stool.
Quit on the stool by Wedged_in June 21, 2010

late night stick that won't quit 

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

Shit&Quit 

When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.
Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”
Shit&Quit by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005

Shit it and Quit it 

1. To defecate in a toilet and promptly exit without flushing.

2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.
Franky was disgusted by the flushing lever in the gas station bathroom, so he decided to Shit it and Quit it just like his old man taught him.
Shit it and Quit it by Freddy V. December 29, 2008

Shit and Quit

To take a poop, yet get up, wipe, and leave, knowing their is still poop left in your body due to time constaints. Often having taken the main poop, and not staying to push out the rest.
I was on the toilet taking a dump, but I was almost late to school, so i had to shit and quit to make it on time.
Shit and Quit by metelofe November 28, 2012