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What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements? 

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

qualified 

well hung; posessing a large penis
I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified.
qualified by dcoy February 17, 2009

qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
qualified to sing by Keev23eev April 5, 2011

Most qualified to eat ass 

Qualiteria 

A Quality cafeteria, Quality food court, Quality catering service where a Healthy Food Style is the ONLY choice. (HFS = NON fried / NON processed).
Various 'Green' & Healthy food-choices available at Qualiteria. e.g. All Natural Products, Bio food, Sugar Free, Gluten free, Organic.
Qualiteria by Dutchie66 August 25, 2013

Qualifications 

Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living
I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens

Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.