Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.

"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."

Toilet Punisher by Peristalsis October 12, 2009

The Punisher 

The Punisher is the best vigilante and Marvel comic character. He doesn't have super powers, so he relies on his combat skills. He kills criminals because they killed his family.

There are many authors and artists of the comics because they've gone on for so long. Some have a typical comic book style, others are very realistic.

The Punisher uses a large variety of weapons. He is especially known for the M60, M16A1, and Colt 1911. This is most likely because he used them during Vietnam. He has used almost every weapon imaginable.

There are two movies based on The Punisher. The 1989 version had almost nothing to do with the comic book character. The 2004 version, starring Tom Jane, was much better although the timeline and setting were different from the comics due to cost reasons and to make it fit today's audience. It uses many elements from the whole 30 year run of the comic books. The movie tells the story of how Frank Castle became The Punisher. A sequel may come out by 2007.

There is also a video game adaptation. It bears some similarity to the 2004 movie because of the neighbors, The Russian, and a few other things. However, it is more similar to the Welcome Back, Frank series, which the movie got those things from.

The Punisher is more of an anti-hero than a super hero because he kills his enemies, which is not typical of superheros, and of course that he doesn't have superpowers.

The Punisher just killed Ma Gnucci!

The Punisher by F. Castle December 9, 2008

the punisher 

the most kickass movie ever made.

person a: have you seen the punisher?
person b: dude, that movie was fucking awesome!

the punisher by the_punisher_rules May 13, 2004

pennsylvania punisher 

Is when you recieve a beer bong through the anus. Or a beer in the rear.

It started with a Pennsylvania Punisher, and ended badly.

pennsylvania punisher by Joe Rudolpho Aguirre November 25, 2007

The Punisher 

He kicks ass!!!!! Noone is better! Because if you fuck with the best, you die like the rest!!!!!!!!!!!

The Punisher can kick anyones ass!

The Punisher by Cupid AKA (The Punisher) May 4, 2006

2 inch punisher 

The 2 inch punisher belongs to a failed pornstar and uses it to fluff blotch and stretch out his butthole and make him bleed on accident. It is very small penis but gets the job done on the cat.

I use my 2 inch punisher to fluff blotch.

2 inch punisher by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Punisher 

A Marvel Comics character who first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #129; the charcater, whose real name is Frank Castle, is a vigilante who utilizes an arsenal of firearms in his one-man war against organized crime. Two motion pictures have been released based on the charcater.

It's not revenge..... its punishment

The Punisher was a bitchin movie!
I know man.... i totally want that shirt

Punisher by DEATH TO ALL THE BELIEVERS January 11, 2007