Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Potomac Poached Egg by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

Potomac Fever 

Potomac Fever (n): A disease peculiar to the greater Washington, DC, metropolitan area that presents chiefly as an intense desire in the infected to be associated with the power and prestige of the United States Federal Government, particularly the Executive Branch. Associated symptoms include acts of extreme obsequiousness to those in power or likely to be in power; asserting as fact things one knows or suspects not to be true and; a burning desire to do more work for less pay.

Can you believe was Ken was on the O'Reily Factor last night?!?

Oh yeah, he has a serious case of Potomac Fever.

Potomac Fever by commissionergordn January 8, 2009

Potomac Princess 

An affluent and/or spoiled girl from the 20854 zip code in Potomac, Maryland.

The Potomac princess drove by in the mercedes daddy got her for her half-birthday

Potomac Princess by bornandraisedpotomac December 17, 2009

Potomac Falls 

Potomac Falls, or "Pot Falls" as some may know it, is an imaginary city in Virginia that people who live in areas like Lowes Island like to say they live in so that nobody associates them with Sterling.

Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"

Potomac Falls by Jalepeno Jermaine January 28, 2014

Potomac School 

Potomac School is a private school in Virginia infested with nazi runts that identify as jewish princesses. They steal people's identities and intellectual property and will try to snort your DNA while also taking steroids and growth hormones.

Langley public school student: Why is that Potomac student staring at us like that?
St. Alban's private school student: We should go. It's the non-Hebrew jew stare. He's trying to assimilate us as part of the Great Replacement plan.

Potomac School is really gay.

Potomac School by Snapaholic July 28, 2022

Potomac Middle School 

A school in northern virginia infested with potheads, posers, bullies, ghetto people that think their all that, and alot more. Also home to where everyone is not self aware and is a copy of some of the people who control mass groups of morons. For example; A farm owner controls alot of sheep. Except in Potomac there are about 12 farm owners and the rest are cheap. Oh but you cant forget the fact that inocent kids that dont mess with anyone always get picked on and the horrible staff that often abuses, hits, singles out, yells and throws things at student *cough* ms.anderson *cough* and alot more *cough* yet the rest of the staff is too careless to say anything about this. All in all, stay AWAY FROM THIS SH*T HOLE.

1) Person 1: "Ayo cuz what it do, You ugly as fuc* "

Person 2: "Do you go to potomac middle school?"

2) Person 1: " You aint got shoe game"

Person 2: " You go to potomac dont you?"

3)Person 1: " Im a backstabber to all my friends!"

Person 2: " uggh, stupid potomac kids "

4) Person 1:" Im going to lower this kids self esteem because she is weak and wont fight back!"

Person 2: " Thats how all potomac people are!"

5) Person 1: " im not a version and im a drug addict!"

Person 2: " Your obviously from potomac "

Potomac Middle School by illuminated January 24, 2014

potomac high school 

Highschool in Northern Virginia known for it's large amount of criminal activity, and also for girls who look like they were hit by a truck. Most people here think they are the shit but in reality they are too dumb to apply to a better school. But the fact is that the school is not that bad compared to some other schools out there, but it is still mediocre in all senses.

Look at that girl over there, she's got eyebrows that look like a skatepark, she must be from Potomac High School.

potomac high school by BradenIsWhite October 29, 2015