Posted 

The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.

Chunk: what are you up to chink?

Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.

Posted by ThatGingerHater12 August 1, 2019

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!? 

stealing someones nudes & posting them on twitter.com

i had a WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!? moment with my brother.

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!? by medangerousmuginmyammarsky March 23, 2023

Posted Up

Usually used to describe a group of people or just one person who is always at a certain place, just standing around looking for something to do.

"Mad kids are always posted up at this Wawa."

Posted Up by leeski August 2, 2008

Stay Posted 

To stay wit the trends or always catchin up wit friends.

Damn my nigga richmond got da new g shock already? man he stay posted!

Stay Posted by Fresh2death X_X December 30, 2010

Posted in the trap

When a person is living in a ghetto area.

"Aye you see that nigga daquan over there"
"yea"
"you know he stay posted in the trap"

Posted in the trap by Minimain719 May 15, 2018

posiedo

An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.

Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"

posiedo by r00ts October 13, 2005

posted at the tilt 

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.

What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.

posted at the tilt by DBLUNT August 8, 2008