poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

poopdick patty-whack by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

Poopdick

When you have anal sex and you pull out, and your wiener is covered in poop. hence poop dick.

Hey mike what did you do last night?
I was with your mom and got poopdick.
Oh, You Mother Fucker!

Poopdick by buttsex fagstick January 16, 2011

poopdick

(poopdick)is a commonly used insult by any of four 505 punx living in the Westside area to describe anyone that they know.. don't know.. see at random from a car window which at least 1 of the 2 males are probably hanging out of half naked.. or pisses them off. Same in context as *asshole,fuckface,douchebag,and any other derogatory term*

*Dude, that Justin guy sure is a poopdick!*
*Elliot, stop being such a poopdick.. you poopdick*

poopdick by Matt Burgess August 26, 2007

Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.

Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.

Poopdick by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009

Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything

(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"

Poopdick by lcn2009 May 3, 2009

Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.

Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."

Poopdick by Hexus525 December 30, 2007

poopdick hardon 

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

poopdick hardon by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013