Hot Pocketing 

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.

Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.

Hot Pocketing by MadCow789 April 5, 2015

snot pocketing 

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

snot pocketing by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is when you take something(anything you want) and put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.

One time I put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.

reverse pick-pocketing by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004

Hot Pocketing 

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!

Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.

Hot Pocketing by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009

Hot Pocketing 

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

Hot Pocketing by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

fish pocketing 

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.

Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"

fish pocketing by LoviePie March 3, 2020

corner pocketing 

V. The act of inserting pool balls into a womans loose vagina and causing climax in which the pool balls fall into their appropriate pocket.

steve: hey mark what did you and stacey do last night?

mark: bent her over my dad's pool table and had some fun.

steve: no way dude, what did you do?

mark: can you say "corner pocketing"

corner pocketing by theonly1needed January 12, 2011