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Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.
"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.
Minnesota Pincher by Arcmerx December 1, 2010

helmet pincher 

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.
we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.
helmet pincher by rich April 26, 2004

Toe Pincher 

A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.

The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.

The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.
Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?

Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.

Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.
Toe Pincher by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010

poop pincher 

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings
Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

scorpion pincher 

When a girl pinches a guys dick so hard cum explodes out of it.
Ya Jennifer gave me a real scorpion pincher last night
scorpion pincher by Lockzzzzz December 16, 2016

Bayou Pincher 

The word originates from the tradition of pinching crawfish tail before eating. Before commencing to fuck, the Guy pinches the shit out of girl's tities before undressing her. The roles can me reversed by women pinching guy's dickhead.
Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a bayou pincher which made her boobs red.

While giving a bayou pincher, i noticed a hard mass on her titties, turns out to be a cancer.

Giving my boyfriend bayou pincher makes his dickhead pale and malnourished.
Bayou Pincher by discernible January 18, 2021