Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

Mcdonalds apple pies by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Fingers in too many pies 

When a Boy is flirting with far too many Girls and keeping all his options open.

Thomas : Iago’s snapping Emma? I thought he was all over Amy..
James : Yeah he is , he has his fingers in too many pies.

Fingers in too many pies by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019

me gusta chuparme los pies 

In spanish, it means " I like to suck on my feet." Usually said by a unsuspecting gringo who was tricked into saying it by a mexican.

John: Jose, How do you say "nice to meet you" in spanish?

Jose: Me gusta chuparme los pies. That is the polite way of saying it.

John: Thanks man.

me gusta chuparme los pies by mexicanprankster January 23, 2011

Butts Twelve By Pies

A short, short play by Homsar. There will be tree hugging.

A pamphlet for butts twelve by pies appears in a strong bad email.

Butts Twelve By Pies by Roiland June 2, 2004

who ate all the pies? 

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!

who ate all the pies? by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

lord of the pies 

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock

lord of the pies by phil knott July 30, 2007

Magnificent Pies 

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.

Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Magnificent Pies by HinduLad May 6, 2011