Painting the Porcelain 

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

Painting the Porcelain by Urban humor May 24, 2017

painting the corners

The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.

I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.

painting the corners by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017

Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

Painting a Beaver by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

Painting The Room White 

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

Painting The Room White by The Erection July 6, 2010

Painting and docking 

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

Painting and docking by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Painting the roof 

Ejaculating so hard your semen flies in an upward direction and hits the ceiling.

"Omg Tom. That was so hot. You were painting the roof!"

Painting the roof by AznJapDude June 15, 2015

painting the door 

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

painting the door by #celebjihad November 16, 2014