package teaser 

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

package teaser by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer 

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

Package Man 

Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.

'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'

Package Man by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009

Package Store 

Connecticut, also known as the "P," a liquour store. probably derived from the brown bags/packages the liquour comes in.

If you are in the car with your mom and you are on the phone with your friend, you might ask them if they are going to the P that night and tell them to pick you up a liter.

Package Store by clio October 25, 2004

package hooper

when you stick a package of anything (i.e. drugs) up your butt

When Jackie came to maz in jail she hooped a package for him. She is a package hooper.

package hooper by trapqueen6ix July 26, 2016

package pants

pants that are cut in a way as to enhance the male package.

look out bro, Jack has his package pants on today.

package pants by vegascloud January 14, 2010

package deal 

When the target of your affection will not do anything with you without the inclusion of his/her best friend.

Steve: Hey, there's a concert this weekend. Wanna go?
Alice: What about Stephanie?
Steve: What about her?
Alice: Well, I can't leave her out.
Steve: But this is like supposed to be a date, you know? Just you and me?
Alice: No Stephanie, no me. YOU BOY!

The next day--
Burt: So, what happened with you and Alice?
Steve: Man, she wouldn't go if Stephanie wasn't invited too.
Burt: OH FUCK. THE PACKAGE DEAL.

package deal by Prof. Booty January 3, 2010