Chronically Online

Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.

"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."

"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."

"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."

Chronically Online by jii707 June 19, 2021

online school 

a complete waste of time and the mental equivalent of going to the gulag.

"online school is terrible"
" yeah man the stress is killing me"

online school by Hawkwing58 October 7, 2020

Online friends with benefits 

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"

Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits

Online friends with benefits by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016

online school 

A LIVING HELL

i have to go to hell tomorrow (online school)

online school by AleeSouda November 3, 2020

online gangsta 

People who take advantage of the "reality break" that the world wide web provides by saying obnoxious things they wouldn't normally say.

Online Gangsta: "Look at that dirty ho."

online gangsta by Noneya222 February 17, 2008

Eve Online

Internet Spaceships. Which is Serious Business.

When ever i tell my Boyfriend to stop playing Eve online he stands up and yells at me saying "You don't understand eve. It's serious buisness."

Eve Online by Lorzion July 8, 2009

online school 

Some wack shit

Teacher: So we're going to be having online school from now on due to corona virus.
Students: Fuck you, bitch. Lick my nuts homie.

online school by 925FMRECORDS July 27, 2020