offline

Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

I bought my new computer offline.
I met my boyfriend offline.

offline by Neil Roberts April 5, 2005

offline

What you are not right now.

Right now you are, obviously, not offline.

offline by Lol_idk June 6, 2009

Offline Meeting 

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

Offline Meeting by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

offline internet 

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

offline internet by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

offline

The act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".

Dude #1: "Yo, that really annoying chick is IMing me again! what should i say?"

Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"

offline by Sir Edward Heavypants August 13, 2009

Let's take this offline 

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

Let's take this offline by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Chronically Offline 

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

Chronically Offline by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023