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Offline lag escape 

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.
That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.

offline race

When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.
Hey man, Jill just totally offline raced away when i chatted her.
offline race by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011

offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.
"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"
offline gay by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018

Offline Meeting 

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

offline internet 

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
offline internet by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

Offline Spammer 

Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.
Back. YOU'RE SUCH AN OFFLINE SPAMMER!