official lesbians 

The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.

Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.

official lesbians by Tjpl May 15, 2014

Official Wokesperson 

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.

"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."

Official Wokesperson by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Official Pink Petals

Official Pink Petals

Official Pink Petals

Official Pink Petals by Taenun April 5, 2022

official maya hawke day 

a day where we celebrate the one and only MAYA HAWKE aka the finest person on earth

robyn:hey do you know what day it is
alix:Saturday?
robyn:no its OFFICIAL MAYA HAWKE DAY a day to celebrate the finest woman on earth

official maya hawke day by mayahawkeisbetterthenyou October 21, 2022

official myspace pose 

its when you take a picture of just your head with the peace sign turned to the right and your lips are puckered. and you put that picture on myspace

"everyone has a picture of themselves with the official myspace pose!"

official myspace pose by carisaa January 9, 2008

official Heinz 

A person who is fifty-seven years old.

Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.

official Heinz by GetLit23 November 15, 2016

Official Official

When your friend says your official official but no official official it means that she dosen't know and is having fun with your confused expression.

Boy: So are we official?
Girl: we're official official but not official official. You get what I mean?
Boy: ...

Official Official by Thatbixtch011 March 8, 2020