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october 4th 

national slap an incel day! this holiday started in 1066 after a women named kelly clarkson got annoyed at king henry the eighth for calling her a dishwasher. its the most well known holiday ever and is frowned upon if one does not participate.
girl 1:'brads been posting misogynistic shit all summer but todays october 4th! hes dead.'
girl 2:'finally'
october 4th by bugs123 October 1, 2020

October 4th 

National “Addy” day, appreciate your friends that have that name because boys with the name “K” will kill them October 4th
“Hey Garrett make sure to keep a close eye on Addy today, Kaden’s going to kill her” - october 4th
October 4th by Kholton Kadence October 3, 2019

October 4th 

National Girlfriend day where you drop everything and spend quality time with her
October 4th Give her hugs, kisses and all your attention
October 4th by -Faxperson September 26, 2021

October 4th 

When you and your girl/boy go horny on each other again and send nudes or something idk just be horny
Yo jessica it’s been some time and now it’s October 4th so wanna get funky

october 4th 

national flash your friends of facetime day! get out of the shower and lean over the camera and scare your friends!!!
“omg bro why’d you just flash me?” “don’t worry it’s october 4th”
october 4th by haley- October 4, 2020

October 4th 

Worldwide ask Chris Moni out for homecoming and make out with him.
ASK OUT CHRIS FOR HOMECOMING AND MAKEOUT
Mary: hey it's October 4th, better ask out Chris Moni
Sarah: yeah he's hot
October 4th by LESLIE CLICK HERE September 28, 2021