Fuck This Noise 

An expression of desire to vacate a premises immediately due to said location being or having become intolerable for any reason.

"They're playing Dixie Chics? Fuck this noise! We're leaving."

"We're outnumbered 6 to 1 and under heavy fire. Fuck this noise! RETREAT!"

First known popular culture reference is when Dan Ackroyd used the phrase while being beaten by the "Penguin" in the 1980 film The Blues Bros.

Fuck This Noise by bernie farber June 30, 2009

Nosedicking 

Wearing a face mask so low as to have your nose sticking out.

Look at that guy nosedicking his mask, he's going to get us all sick!

Nosedicking by Jwensink85 July 28, 2020

nosedive

a sudden and large decrease

My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

nosedive by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2008

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

Nogla noise 

A noise made randomly that is complete gibberish.

Person 1 : Asdsfjdsfnamvcnav!@#
Person 2: that was such a nogla noise

Nogla noise by SirBloodyHel January 4, 2018

fuck that noise 

Yet another way of saying, "I don't fucking think so" or "no fucking way, Jose".

"Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise."

fuck that noise by M240guy June 28, 2004

Noise Bot 

The new, shitty ads on Urban Dictionary.

Busted Tees was annoying enough, but the Noise Bot chicks aren't hot and the shirts aren't funny.

Noise Bot by somebody, someone March 28, 2008