Roll The Nickels 

If you roll the nickels you are the king. You are a money maker and you decide who does what and where they do it at.

*knocking at door*

*door opens*

Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.

John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming over soon and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin my chances tonight.

Chuck: Can't, didn't have enough money for the water this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna be messy.

John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.

Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

Roll The Nickels by mehralsmensch April 16, 2011

sock full of hot nickels

a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.

Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.

sock full of hot nickels by Lou Knox August 19, 2008

Nickelodeon

Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of Ren and Stimpy, some crappy Disney-like sitcoms, and it's becoming more and more like MTV (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).

I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.

Nickelodeon by AYB June 20, 2003

Nickelodeon

A friggin' pile of shit that cancelled Invader Zim. Nickelodeon has absolutely NO GOOD SHOWS WHATSOEVER. YOU F***ING RETARDED PILES OF SHIT!

Nickelodeon is crap.

Nickelodeon by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Nickelodeon

1) A popular children's television station, which became so in the 1990's with shows such as, but not limited to, "Ren and Stimpy," "Salute Your Shorts!," "Rocko's Modern Life," and "All That!". The station has since, however, decreased in popularity with its original viewers due to the cancellation of many of these shows.

2) An early motion-picture viewing "theatre," into which one would admit a nickel (hence the name) and be able to look into the invention and view a film.

I turned on the TV to find the station tuned to Nickelodeon.

He inserted five cents into the nickelodeon and watched a movie.

Nickelodeon by potteraholic March 27, 2007

Nickelodeon

A kids television channel that debuted in the 80s, hit it's prime in the 90s and then lost it completely.

The labelling of Nickelodeon as a kids channel is debateable because some of their best jokes and shows (before they went downhill) had enough depth to appeal to adults. Most notably, shows like Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life and the late Invader Zim were filled to the brim with quirky innuendo, jokes and/or references that will likely fly straight over a younger child's head.

Since 2000, quality has been declining, and as of 2008 they have officially hit rock bottom, essentially airing five or six substandard shows back-to-back, occasionally (though this may not still be the case) showing some old programming during school hours so that older fans (now probably having left school) can still find mild enjoyment in the channel.

It is hoped by many that Viacom is simply going through a rough time and will pick up quality eventually, but as quality continues to decline, most older fans are giving up hope (which only makes sense given that it is a childrens channel).

Nickelodeon hardly needs an example now does it?

Nickelodeon by BertErnie August 11, 2008

Nickelodeon

Network that was fan-freakin-tastic until around 1992/93 when the last of the good shows started to go. Tuned in once around 99 and the format sucked. MTVJr. I believe it's become now. What a f*cking waste of what was such a promising channel.

I turned on Nickelodeon the other day hoping to catch an episode of Salute Your Shorts, but all I got was this lousy Romeo.

Nickelodeon by Lt. Deputy Commander Town Dog August 31, 2005