A person with micropenis that chronically fists themselves until their rectum bleeds so much that they pass out. They normally have low self-esteem issues, play a lot of video games, are really pale and have had little to no relationships. They also suffer from chromes disease. Most die between the age of 20 and 65 via testicle cancer
You’re nellying me by always reminding me to be careful when I go snowmobiling because ‘it’s dangerous’. A lot of things are dangerous. Taking no chances in life and not having fun is dangerous too.
A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.
Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.
Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.
"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."