net negative 

Someone who detracts value from any given situation with their mere presence.

Man, that guy really sucks the life out of every conversation, he's a real 'net negative'.

Oh great, the Net Negative has arrived. Prepare for your will to life to disappear.

net negative by likeitsyourbirthday February 24, 2020

Type O Negative 

1. The greatest metal band of all time;

2. The band whose logo I have tattooed on my back.

The best Type O Negative albums are "Slow, Deep and Hard", and "World Coming Down".

Type O Negative by industrialfan71 April 8, 2008

nigger necktie 

a noose

Hey, string that big lipped, watermelon eating, welfare collecting, white pussy chasing, basket ball playing, making noise all night long, because they're not working, up with this nigger necktie.

nigger necktie by omegs greek February 19, 2009

Negative Positivity 

1. It is when you do not want something good to happen but are expecting better things to happen

2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking

"Hey do you want to go with me to donate to charity next saturday?"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"

Negative Positivity by EB024 March 27, 2017

Crapping Negative 

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

Crapping Negative by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

Sicilian Necktie

A method of assassination said to be used by La Cosa Nostra to "send a message" wherein the victim's throat is slit and the tongue is pulled out through the hole.

Vinnie heard that Big Frankie was going to drop a dime on us, so we had to give him a Sicilian Necktie.

Sicilian Necktie by SalsaShark June 11, 2004

Negative Ned 

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

Negative Ned by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011