navigatour 

A non-driver who gives directions to the driver but instead of going the most direct route sends the driver (and those in the car) down the more 'scenic' path to the detriment of expediency.

Samantha, our navigatour, showed us the more picturesque attributes of the city. However, after 45 minutes of not yet arriving at our destination Henry, the driver, took matters into his own hands and just got on the highway.

navigatour by justcallmebridget July 2, 2011

The NAVIGATOR

You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"

My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!

The NAVIGATOR by joeydnewyork September 13, 2011

Nimble Navigator 

The definition of conservatives who manage to completely stump SJWs in an argument...

Milo Yiannapolous is a nimble navigator.

Nimble Navigator by FUCKSJWs!!! June 30, 2016

celestial navigator

Christ Bob is the celestial navigator created when two Virgo high school sweethearts a year apart in age consummated a Heavener marriage on the exact date of MAY 13,1962 and 9 months and one day later their miracle is birthed on st Valentines day February 14, 1963. One day late and 29 dollars short of a KING's ransom. Destined to become the Scapegoat for all mankind. A JFK replacement I delivered nine months before his assassination. A man whose first act was timed naturally unrehearsed and unedited at 11:11. and uploaded on January 12, 2022. intitled "Robert Service's poems United Ordinary Man and the Rolling Stone." The celestial navigator can circle the globe in seconds on google earth and talk with folks all over the globe in their own language but cannot put enough gas in his truck to go back to work in the real world. This digital matrix is a wonderous thing but for the lack of currency that can be readily transferred into petro fuel. Everyone has a voice in the digital matrix but only in the bubble of their individual platforms. Time for self doxing in hopes the rumble vid that is monetized will find many listeners. I am Harpo Mason @ Quora, Bud McKinney @ Bookface, Christ-Bob @ replay poker, Spirit-master @ Locals, Bud McKinney @ youtube, Bud McKinney @ SoundCloud, and Leprechaun @ the rumble. :sdʇʇɥ//rumble.com/vsji5l-robert-services-poems-united-ordinary-man-and-the-rolling-stone..HTML editor is your code name

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

LORD BUD: "Bob Christ is pure of heart, help give the celestial navigator a new start" In Jesus's name, I give you this duty. lend some network assistance to me. Open others' awareness so that they may stumble to the video we have at the rumble.

celestial navigator by Spiritual-Master February 1, 2022

navigator

Someone who spent way too much time in school only to be replaced by a little piece of technology called GPS.

Could you ask the navigator to get me coffee while I check the GPS for where we are.

navigator by Corporal Useless February 13, 2003

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard 

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

Nimble Navigator 

An alternative spelling for centipede; used as a compound noun.

The nimble navigator destroyed its cowardly prey with ease, expertly countering its weak attacks.

Nimble Navigator by They_sold_my_email_address August 24, 2016