my bitch is a blessing 

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing

My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3

my bitch is a blessing by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

my bitch ex wife 

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

my bitch ex wife by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

make you my bitch 

To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.

Example: I play you this week in the fantasy football playoffs... I'm gonna make you my bitch!

make you my bitch by scOK December 17, 2013

suck my bitch 

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier

oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!

suck my bitch by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018

smack my bitch up 

Request another to inject you with Heroin or get you high. "Get me high." "Light my fire." "Shoot me up." "Smack my bitch up."

The phrase was made famous by The Prodigy. The phrase does not mean to hit your girlfriend, nor does it advocate violence toward women as it literally implies.

"Man I'm tweekin', are you holdin'?"
"You know it."
"Then smack my bitch up.

smack my bitch up by Joe Sa September 7, 2008

ain't my bitch 

The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.

Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch

ain't my bitch by the bg September 5, 2004

That’s my bitch 

Someone who’s ur best friend and would do any shit for u.

Taylor: who’s that skanky girl over there?
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!

That’s my bitch by Itsbrittney3itch August 18, 2018