Muffintop

The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.

You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!

Muffintop by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004

muffinate 

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

muffinate by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

puffinator 

a cute name for Canadian girlfriends called shay shay.

hi little puffinator

puffinator by #imanything April 26, 2022

tennessee muffintop 

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.

Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.

tennessee muffintop by notjayden69 December 9, 2013

muffintop

The apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to muffin stump

I ate all of the muffintop but left that nasty old stump

muffintop by b October 14, 2003

Muffintology 

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.

Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!

Muffintology by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

muffintop

when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.

"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."

muffintop by Izzy the Llama March 11, 2007