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Monroe, Michigan

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Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch

Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids

Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
by MurderMitten May 26, 2018
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Mongolian Tombstone

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The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone

Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
by easnyder31 February 26, 2014
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mongolfier

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From French; Montgolfier is the surname of the two brethren who invented it. Pron. Mongol-fee-air

A hot-air balloon.
Luca: Oh, I'm so excited!
Ezekiel: How come?
Luca: I am just going to fly on a mongolfier! want you to come with me?
Ezekiel: Sure! I adore mongolfiers!
by Ezechiel January 18, 2007
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Mongolian Fishing Boots

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Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.
Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."
by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022
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Mondo Butter

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My favourite brand of butter! Mondo butter is made with pure quality, and is the best you'll ever taste. Buy some now at the Hope's Peak Academy cafeteria!
"Dude, I'm seriously craving some Mondo Butter."
by frogs11037 November 29, 2020
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monroe high school

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a “school” filled with delinquents and thots whose parents are most likely wearing the same orange “spirit gear” right next door. it’s okay because everyone who attends this school will end up right next door with them by the time they get caught with all the xans they drop in their drinks.
welcome to monroe high school where u guzzle pills and juul in the bathrooms
by urlocalmonroehoe September 27, 2018
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Used to describe taking a massive shit, first coined by Murr of the TV show Impractical Jokers
I got to take a mondo dook, where's the bathroom!?
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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