Mississippi

an American state that is spelt like a disabled child with no arms, legs or left eyeball wrote it.

person a "how do you spell Mississippi??"
person b "I have no fucking clue"

Mississippi by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022

Mississippi

Mississippi is one of the worst states in the U.S (If not the worst). Alabama but more ghetto and poor. Every part of the state is impoverished, Especially Jackson. One of those states where you can find a Confederate flag hanging, Or a KKK Meeting if you look hard enough.

Demographics:
58% Redneck
38% Black
4% Other

Population: 2,940,000 (2022) (-0.7% from 2020)
Capital and largest city: Jackson

Politics: Conservative

DO NOT LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI

Mississippi by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024

mississippi

a state that used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, but has been surpassed by them due to mississippi population decline & utah and nevada massive population growth

mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.

mississippi by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Mississippi Steam Boat 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

Mississippi Steam Boat by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine

“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

Mississippi hickory stick by tombeast29 August 9, 2022

Mississippi Flush 

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.

Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

Mississippi Flush by St Pete card player December 17, 2011

Mississippi Grind 

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

Mississippi Grind by Bog-man July 10, 2016