Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.

You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??

Miniature-Cockal by Conqueefador February 9, 2026

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden 

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021

Portarlington Miniature Railway 

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.

"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

Portarlington Miniature Railway by AverageTrainEnjoyer June 22, 2022

Castledare Miniature Railway 

the biggest miniature railway in WA is located right next to the canning river, Full of trains Steam, and diesel.

Runs every 1st and 3rd Sunday run. and they have two stations

Castledare Miniature Railway is The Biggest MIniature Railway in Western Australia

Castledare Miniature Railway by Trainanatic November 23, 2021

Giant miniature

Large form of miniature species.

"It's great these giant miniature roses are the same size as normal roses".

Giant miniature by helmet blissta December 9, 2008

Giant miniature

Very rare large form of miniature species.

"It's great these giant miniature roses are the same size as normal roses".

Giant miniature by helmet blissta December 9, 2008

Men’s Miniature Pilgrim

A small dick syndrome

He’s just a men’s miniature pilgrim.

Men’s Miniature Pilgrim by Actuallyyourgrandma October 18, 2023