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Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl 

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.
All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

Workers in the Mines 

The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.
Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."

Vasectomy Reversal ex:

"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"
Workers in the Mines by Nihcka July 11, 2018

All Up in Your Mind 

Can either be used to describe a type of delusion or how you visualize things in your brain when whatever you're thinking of doesn't actually exist.
When I asked Beyoncé to release the Renaissance visuals, she said, "No! Try to visualize it all up in your mind!"

Determ-in-da-mind 

Overly determined. To the point you look stupid.
Jeez, see how she’s walking to class? She’s so determ-in-da-mind

Bent Straw in his mixed drink 

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

it's all in the mind

Legendary line said by Chop Chop Master Onion in the classic rhythm video game PaRappa the Rapper
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find that
The things I'll teach ya are sure to beat ya
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher!
it's all in the mind by 3l533_l0u October 31, 2019