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maheesha 

Old Indian princess called maheesha
maheesha by Sasha tey January 10, 2018

Penile Mache 

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
Penile Mache by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Mashed Pachicken Cheese

A locally famous dish made in Leeside, Cork, Ireland that includes a large portion of potatoes, Kerrygold cheddar, and potatoes all mashed together. It is usually served with a side of brussel sprouts or another vegatable, and in rare occasions, rashers.
"I just finished my mashed pachicken cheese at Sam's place with a pint of Guinness and it was a truly filling meal!"
Mashed Pachicken Cheese by S. Gavin November 20, 2007
She's the best.

She's too different than others.

She's unique and lovable.

She's too kind and takes care of others.

She's is too pretty and beautiful.
Mahek by Anonymous master May 27, 2019
A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.
Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!
Machead by Nwscott June 29, 2016
A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.
I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete
Machete by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019