Malta Goya 

The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.

I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!

Malta Goya by Uther Mandrell March 3, 2009

Malta Goya 

When something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell Malta Goya!!! A crazy phrase.

(Someone really scares you), (you), ahhh Malta Goya!!!

Oh my Malta Goya!

Malta Goya by OneDirectionLover101 October 4, 2012

New Malta 

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.

Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!

New Malta by williamez September 10, 2010

Pulse Malta 

"Pulse Malta" is a student political organization that is based in Junior College, MCAST and University of Malta. This organization is full of spasticated people that have nothing else to do with their life. The organization considers people as votes and stops talking to their voters once the election is over. Once they are elected they also do nothing to change things within the school. Pulse and other student organizations are hated by most students but there are some spasticated nonces that enjoy their work.

Nathan. "Where do you go to school?"

Kieran. "I go to Junior College and I am with Pulse Malta"

Nathan. "Get away from me you spasticated nonce"

Pulse Malta by Il Kbir Albert October 9, 2020

University of Malta 

University of Malta is the top educational institution in malta. MCAST (which is the cheap alternative where one can enter with only 2 or 3 O-levels) is nothing compared to the University of Malta, where 2 A-levels and 3 Intermediates are required. In UOM, the important things are learnt, especially for engineering, where students are actually thought how to be a real engineer, not just how to weld 2 pieces of metal together or fix cars.

UOM student: "Hi, you came for an interview, right?"
MCAST student: "Yes, ai come for intervjuwn"
UOM student: "What qualifications do you have?"
MCAST student: "Ai have 3 O-levels, and a diploma in car fixing"
UOM student: "Ok, thank you, that is enough for today. How would you like to recycle this for me?"
MCAST student: "Orrajt, no problem"
UOM student: *Hands MCAST student's CV* "Thank you, I only accept real engineers from the university of malta"

University of Malta by UOMguy January 20, 2010

francesca malta

Francesca Malta is a beautiful person, with an amazing sense of humor but she doesnt like to be disrespected if you get in a fight with her she will tear you up. But she is a loyal sweet and caring friend whos always there for you.

Francesca Malta is soo pretty and she's such a nice friend!

francesca malta by Ruby Bloss December 2, 2016

National Malta Morena Day 

In April 13 is the Malta Morena Day, in this day you have to drink at least 2 sixpacks of Malta Morena

Hey marta today is the National Malta Morena day, so lets go to my house and enjoy a ton of Malta Morena

National Malta Morena Day by The Bright Guy April 11, 2018