chicken mailbox 

An object yanked from a lawn by a fella when under the influence

Fuck it, chicken mailbox

chicken mailbox by Ed Posh December 18, 2020

Satan's Mailbox 

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

Satan's Mailbox by Standid January 10, 2008

suburban mailbox 

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

suburban mailbox by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009

Sex on a Mailbox

Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.

Lets have a couple Sex on a Mailboxes then finish off the night with a game of Goon of Fortune.

Sex on a Mailbox by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic concoction of vodka and goon (casket wine). Enjoyed primarily by teenagers and the poor. This drink ensures that you have a night to remember (or completely forget).

I feel like sex on a mailbox!

Sex on a Mailbox by mr sheen March 5, 2008

Mailbox

Evil entities.

Lust for blood and pain.

You really think your mailbox is innocent? It isn't. Mailboxes are part of one big conspiracy. Mailboxes are evil. How many hours a day do you watch your mailbox? When you're not watching it their master plan progresses. You know that one weird sound you heard last night? It wasn't your neighbor. It was your mailbox finding it's way into your house. Now you know. Enjoy the time we have left on this earth before the mailboxes take over.

My mailbox was trying to kill me last night.

Mailbox by Jefftheengineer January 23, 2022

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note, like an email mailbox full of spam mail.

My Maths teacher is such a mailbox, she kept on saying stuff that was not at all in the exam.

Mailbox by RTGame and Chat January 22, 2023