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mad cow disease 

a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.
one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.
mad cow disease by megan March 3, 2004

mad cow disease 

something PETA planted in our cattle in an effort to turn everyone to vegatarians/vegans
damn PETA now they are trying to kill meat eaters with mad cow disease
mad cow disease by kick petas ass January 3, 2004

Mad Cow Disease 

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
Mad Cow Disease by TooTrue October 16, 2008

mad cow disease 

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
mad cow disease by bindy havanah December 23, 2008

Mad Cow Disease 

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.
Mad Cow Disease by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009