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Absolute fucking dude with a massive cock will treat you right is the best man you ever had in your life fucks very good you should if you have a macon, he will dick you down like no other.
So you and Macon got back together? Damn lucky ass…
Macon by Noodmaster5472 February 4, 2022
Marihuana. It is a kind of Marihuana used in South America.

Similar to: Falopa, Merca, Faso, or "Fumarse una japi"
Christian has all the maconia hidden home.
Maconia by Nacho.- January 16, 2007
Verb; to make/cook bacon.
"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."

"It's breakfast, time to macon!"
Macon by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012
a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.
Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.
macon by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007
Amazing,sweetest,most perfect girl ever! with blue eyes and a beautiful face and a beautiful body if you have a Macon keep her and when she says she loves you believe her <3
Conner:Macon I love you
Macon:I love you too
Conner:I believe you
Macon by CMW0112 July 1, 2011

Macon Clark 

A guy who tries to rap and normally does it well... but when he fails he epic fails
Dude do you know Macon Clark?
Yeah i hear that he sucks sometimes....
Macon Clark by Brooktree December 7, 2010