When Phil Swift was bestowed in this beautiful world, the sky seemed to light up. Rainbows appeared everyone as Phil Swift said his first word...or four words, 'That's A Lotta Damage'. Right after Phil Swift said these four words, the world shook, tornadoes killed millions of people and injured even more, earthquakes made buildings collapsed and the world fell in a dark state. Phil was filled with guilt and wanted to fix everything he destroyed, so he came up with something so magnificent and amazing, it was considered a weapon of the gods. It was called... Flex Seal. It was made out of Phil Swift own blood and sweat. This is what gave Flex Seal, its mighty power. Using this godly weapon, he fixed everything. The buildings and structures. The people who died and were injured. The boat that was sawed in half because of a saw that was flung by a tornado. After he fixed everything he had destroyed, he was finally happy. All the guilt in him before had vanished away. The whole world cheered him name and called him their saviours. Phil felt great but he didn't want this. He didn't want his named to be called. He just wanted to be normal, just a normal person doing normal things. So he use his powers to clear everybody's memory about the disaster, Flex Seal's true power and Phil Swift godly ability. Everybody forgot about him but he was fine, he didn't want people to praise him. This is the story that was created from just four words... 'That's A Lotta Damage'....

*CUTS BOAT IN HALF*

NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE by the real skinny p July 23, 2018

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Boonk gang whole lotta gang shit

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Boonk gang whole lotta gang shit by justinlu0823 September 3, 2019

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Whole Lotta Love

A kick ass song by the Gods of Rock Led Zeppelin released on Led Zeppelin II in October 1969!
Sexiest riff ever, best heard on either live (Earls Court especially...) or on record/CD just a fucking awesome song
Jimmy Pages riff is one of the best and recognizable riffs ever!
and don't get me started on Robert Plant...

The full combination of Led Zeppelin Bonzos drums and JPJ's bass also gives the song a real kick!
Long live LED ZEPPELIN!

Random person: LED ZEPPELIN SUCKS! OLD MUSIC SUCKS! ITS NOT DIRTY ENOUGH FOR TODAYS STANDARDS!
led zep nut: have you heard Whole lotta love?
Random person: NO!
led zep nut: give it a listen
*both listen*
random person: im not a virgin anymore...
led zep nut: my work is done :)

Whole Lotta Love by LEDBEATLESTONESGIRL January 19, 2012

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