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The Long-Dong Grasshopper 

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
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big daddy long dong 

When your clapping cheeks you become a god
Yo bro did u see Eric clappin kassidys cheeks. Uh, yea she said he’s got a big daddy long dong

captain long dong 

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

wills long dong

does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!
Riter, have you seen wills long dong anywhere?!
wills long dong by anonymous February 3, 2022

does will have a long dong 

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

Long Duck Dong 

Long Duck Dong by C-DUBYA August 5, 2004

long duk dong syndrome 

A common phenomenon many actors face, mostly child actors, when the public can only see them as their breakout role character, no matter how many other movies they do. Derived from Sixteen Candles character, Long Duk Dong, who was the first to face this phenomenon.
Jimmy: I just saw Gedde Watanabe's new movie, but I only see him as Long Duk Dong!
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.