Turtle Lipping 

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

Turtle Lipping by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011

Georg Listing 

Bassist for German rock band Tokio Hotel.
Born Georg Moritz Hagen Listing on March 31, 1987 in Halle, Germany.
His favourite bands are Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Oasis.
Has somewhat of a reputation for being a ladies man alongside Tom Kaulitz, Tokio Hotel's guitarist.

Girl 1: Georg Listing is blatantly the hottest member of Tokio Hotel.
Girl 2: NUH-UH! Tom Kaulitz is!
(repeat above dialogue 31031987 times until you come to an agreement or just beat the other fangirl to a pulp XD)

Georg Listing by Katarina Michela March 7, 2008

lipsing 

When ure kissing someone

I lipsed my girl yesterday

lipsing by REalion June 9, 2005

The Limping pony 

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

The Limping pony by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

Limping Zebra 

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

Limping Zebra by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

bare lipping 

a women clothed without any underwear on

that drunk chick was so wasted and dumb she lifted her skirt and forgot she was bare lipping!! all i saw was hamburger meat.lol

bare lipping by mr.fiend December 13, 2010

free liping 

the act of a woman going out in public without wearing underwear. comparable to "free balling"

While getting ready for a date, Megan decided to go free liping because her laundry was not finished.

free liping by HELLsirEN March 13, 2011