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Teaching My Liver to Swim 

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

E-liter 4k scope 

The weapon with the longest range of all the Splatoon 2 game. Categorized as a sniper weapon, it takes a long time to charge, but unleashes a powerful linear shot that can kill any player instantly. It is most used by japanese players that want to show to the world their supremacy at aiming like gods. People that are not good enough to use it, which is like 99% of all players, find it cancer, and, as someone said "it makes me wanna throw my switch out the window"
The E-liter 4k scope makes me wanna commit die because I always get killed out of nowhere
E-liter 4k scope by Vadvid July 25, 2020

Liver of Swirl 

someone who is born within the nationality of drinkers.
I am Finnish and Scotch-Irish, I was born with a liver of swirl.
Liver of Swirl by Poohbearthirteen November 30, 2010

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.
Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011

shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.
The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"
shit on the liver by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007

Samuel Adams Black Lager 

Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."
Man 1: hey try this beer

Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"