OH LAWD, HE COMIN 

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.

"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

OH LAWD, HE COMIN by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022

O Lawd 

A variation of "Oh Lord!". The spelling is based, phonetically, on a stereotypical southern African-American pronunciation. Rather like "O ma gawd".

Guy1: And then I totally hit dat shit.
Guy2: o lawd.

Grandpa: Back in my day, we used pine cones and tampons!
Impressionable Children: o lawd, here we go again.

KFC Clerk: May I take your ord-
Black Women: O LAWD GET ME A BUCKET O' CHICKEN.

O Lawd by Nick Hohoho June 14, 2008

Sif Lawd 

Noun- A member of a roleplaying guild that is physically deformed and therefore can not go out into public without the risk of being hazed.

Xaos Kun- Training pplz to be uber.. listen to me! I really am awesome and im not fat!
Neft- Kay
Eladi- Lol wut
xaos kun- Want life time membership to my fanclub
Eladi- No thanks, youz a sif lawd
neft- owned

Sif Lawd by -Pippan- December 21, 2009

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!

Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

Aw lawd he comin 

What you say when in the presence of a chonk, a round boyo, or any other absolute unit

Hey, look over at the neighbors cat!

AW LAWD HE COMIN

Aw lawd he comin by Oracle.exe January 12, 2019

Sweet lawd have mercy 

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe

Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe

Sweet lawd have mercy by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021

O LAWD 

Kinda like saying "Oh lord". Obviously, "Oh" = "o", and "Lord" = "LAWD". Saying LAWD instead of LORD is like saying LAWL instead of LOL.

<n00b> I HAX U
<me> O LAWD! WHAT AM I GONA DO NOW?

Also

<fag> So, how's the weather.
<me> o lawd, it's a hurricane! I think im loosing interweb!
<fag has now been blocked>

O LAWD by cvxdes August 15, 2006