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Langer banger 

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.
Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

manky langer 

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk
That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer
manky langer by BigFish March 12, 2015

justin langer 

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.
justin langer by freedy12345 September 15, 2009

Hang a Langer 

A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.
Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER

s-langer 

1. a girl who is easy to get beej's and handsies from

2. rapeable as well as dateable

3. you can take her home to mom, but you can also give her roofies and take her home to your boys

4. usually smart... in school
did you read about that s-langer who fell victim to that serial rapist yesterday? poor girl.
s-langer by frozensoup June 2, 2009