Labia lady tonight 

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.

Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

Labia lady tonight by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016

Labia Salad 

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.

Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.

Labia Salad by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020

Labia Dive 

The inner lips of the Vagina are known as the Labia ( Major and Minor) so of course a Labia Dive is going right in there for a big ol kiss on those "lips"

Al went in for a Labia Dive on Ali and found something quite pleasant. It was a "win, win" situation for both parties involved.

Labia Dive by LongDoe October 8, 2012

Labia GoGo 

A better name for that horrible, horrible 'artist', lady gaga

Former President George W. Bush: "Hey Barack, I love that new song 'Polka Face'!"

President Barack Obama: "You actually listen to the ruined American music industry?"

Former President George W. Bush: "I don't really understand what you're asking, but i love listening to Labia GoGo!!!!"

Labia GoGo by Nonetheless June 21, 2011

Labia Licker

A less hurful way of calling a female Gay. It is a Funny name for a Female Homosexual.

Unlike these that can be hurtful: Gay, Lesbian, Dyke, Lesbo, Butch, Bull Dyke, Frisco Dyke, etc.

Janice is such a dirty Labia Licker. She's been wanting to finger bang and munch carpet on that old Cougar in the corner of the bar all night.

Labia Licker by SassyJax01 October 30, 2011

Labia Day 

Another name for Labor Day, used to make it more interesting and suggestive of what the day could be used for.

-What are you guys up to this Labia Day?

-On Labia Day? What do you think?

Labia Day by Doctor Science September 6, 2011

Labia Goggles 

The female equivalent of "Arabian Goggles". A female squats over a mans face engulfing his entire nose and mouth within her vagina while spreading her labia over her partners eyes.

"But Coroner, how did he die?"

"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."

Labia Goggles by Zayo April 27, 2011