Klondike
Klondike by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003
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klondike butt syndrome
KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.
anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.
klondike butt syndrome by paul May 5, 2004
Alaskan Klondike Bar
An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
Alaskan Klondike Bar by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011
Klondyke
Klondyke by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
what would you do for a klondike bar?
An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
what would you do for a klondike bar? by hai_bai September 7, 2011
backwards klondike
backwards klondike is a sexual position in which a dude stands leaning against an open freezer or refridgerator and a girl bends over in front of him with her legs behind his and her arms/ hands on the floor (for support). similar to doggy style but the guy stands
it was getting hot last july so me and ramon did the backwards klondike in the frozen pizza aisle after hours in weis
backwards klondike by Widdle Munchkin June 29, 2009
Klondike bar floozie
Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.
Klondike bar floozie by QuacksO September 16, 2014