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Kerkenides 

Greek name for someone that is good looking, funny and very attractive to the opposite sex. They have a powerful "Alpha" personality and tend to be leaders. Gods in the bedroom and anywhere else for that matter. Charm is their strength, and they use it to get what they want, but no one minds because everyone likes them anyway. They are always looked up to by someone, even if the don't deserve it.
His name is Kerkenides, therefore you will bow down to his prowess.
Kerkenides by Kerk Diggler January 15, 2011
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Ass kicker 

Someone who fights back no matter and always remains strong. Defeats a world that they may not have been accepted to survive
She is such a little ass kicker
Ass kicker by Bethstiel October 11, 2014

here's the kicker 

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you
I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!
here's the kicker by herekicker August 19, 2008

Dick Kickem 

I'm gonna kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass! -Dick Kickem

kickest-assest 

A term of exaltation for when one comes in the possession of amazing roomates.

Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.
Tawnie: You guys are the Kickest-Assest roomies ever.
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*
kickest-assest by Tawneh July 10, 2005

Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.
You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.
A jewish form of sorcery. Typically used to screw people out of money.
i don’t know, i was at the supermarket getting some spaghetti when a c-ck-mongering, hook nosed salesman pulled some kikery and now i’m driving in a 1998 dodge neon.
kikery by khurzdlius December 20, 2022