Kill Me! 

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

Kill Me! by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020

Kill Me Please 

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.

Kill me please!

Kill Me Please by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017

Kill me now 

A way of expressing disdain with a current, recently learnt past, or potential future wholly undesirable event or occurrence. Typically perceived to be such a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation for reasons behold: insufficient enthusiasm, interest, or concern; a lack of physical grace, elegance, or refinement; the culmination of preceding incompatible events or uninformed persons meeting; how one will be regarded by individuals, peers, family, a presently undefined social group, or the populace at large

They're going to be there, at the same time? Kill me now.

Kill me now by Backward Evolution January 25, 2014

Kill Me With a Spoon 

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

Kill Me With a Spoon by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011

Kill me daddy 

1. When you see a man (daddy) so hot you wish you were dead and/or that he would kill you
2. A catch-all phrase to express feelings of extreme joy or embarrassment

“Do you see that hot guy over there?”
“Yes! Kill me daddy!”

Kill me daddy by Czizki August 12, 2019

kill me now 

The great urge to just be taken out of your misery....at this direct instint

watch my children while i never come back...can you just...kill me now?

kill me now by Pa-Chinkoo August 20, 2011

Kill Me Baby 

a slice of life anime that stars four main protagonists in a high school scene. It's really fucking weird but fun to watch at the same time
also it has like the best music ever

dude 1: Hey did you see episode 13 of kill me baby
dude 2: yeah, the ending was really good

Kill Me Baby by timothy10583 January 13, 2021