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affirmative justice 

The establishment, enforcement, interpretation and review of laws in a manner that is unbiased with regards to gender with the goal of gender equal legal outcomes.
If there are male and female coaccused and one is offered a plea bargain to testify against the other at a trial, there would be an equal chance that either the male or female is offered the plea bargain resulting in affirmative justice.

There would be an equal percentage (ie 50%) of inmates being male and female.
affirmative justice by Lagoona January 10, 2011
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House-of-Cards Justice System 

A "house-of-cards justice system" is a system that gives the illusion of standing for justice, but is simply a set of barely balanced cards, stacked upon each other to suit the requirement of the time, and which will collapse on closer analysis.
Johnny: Dang, a minority religious leader from my neighborhood was charged and convicted based on no evidence or witnesses
Jake: Hays County has a house-of-cards justice system

Justice Shot

Where some one prevents another person from hurting/killing themself's or hurting/killing some one else by shooting the attacker in the hand where the weapon is located causing them to drop the weapon.
Did you see that guy on that one show? He preformed a justice shot before the guy could shoot himself in the head!
Justice Shot by Donkey Puncher 100 January 29, 2009

internet justice 

Mob justice delivered over the internet, by informing the masses of how much of a sick fuck someone is.
4chan obtained internet justice by tracking down the cat abusers and pushing to have them arrested.
internet justice by bloodchills February 19, 2009

Celebrity Justice 

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.
Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.
Celebrity Justice by Havana192 September 29, 2009

Owen Justice Little 

Owen Justice Little is a short Mexican nigger.

Tumblr social justice activist 

A tumblr blogger that may blame men, white people, skinny people, attractive people, and almost anything for oppressing them and making the world a worse place. Does not seem to engage in any activity that relates to any actual activism, prefers to judge everyone else loudly and type up possibly fictional stories about how they were 'oppressed' that day. Age demographic varies from teens to middle aged adults, mostly females.

Warning: May go off on rage fueled rants about perceived privilege among other things. Do not attempt to reason with it, logic has given way to just feelings alone.
So I went to hang out with an old friend of mine recently and things were going well until I mentioned one of my favorite TV shows, Wilfred. She started going off about how Jason Gann (Wilfred) was sexist and supported rape. I was obviously shocked and in disbelief. She started going on and on about rape culture, white privilege, male privilege, and it was all she could talk about for quite a while. Then she asked me if I had a Tumblr. It turns out that she turned into what some people called a "Tumblr social justice activist".