Iranian accident 

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake

"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."

Iranian accident by Thoulur January 10, 2020

iranian gay men 

According to the Iranian president Ahmadinejad these "sort" of men (his words) don't exist in Iran.

Iranian gay men don't exist according to this guy. Rofl?

iranian gay men by ^^^^^^^1 April 11, 2009

Iranian Spider Web 

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

Iranian Spider Web by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Iranian Gasmask 

It's when you put your balls in a girls mouth, put your asshole over her nose, and then fart.

IT"S FUCKIN AWESOME

Jill O'Conner got the iranian gasmask the other night.

Iranian Gasmask by Lucas Wade May 25, 2005

Iranian Bullfrog 

When you cum inside a water balloon then put it in the girls mouth. Finally you but a group of frogs all over her and pop the balloon like a bomb while she's distracted by the frogs

I Iranian bullfroged that bitch she never saw it coming.

Iranian Bullfrog by DaddyDestroyerDick January 6, 2021

Iranian National Republic Day 

Day of the year when Iranians come together to celebrate (read 'grieve') the establishment of the Republic, appropriately on April Fool's Day. (Seriously)

Iranian 1: Dude, today's the Iranian National Republic Day.
Iranian 2: Cool, let's go out and celebrate our freedom and democracy!
Iranian 1: Lemme see if the government is shooting at people first.

Iranian National Republic Day by URNN January 2, 2010

Iranian Cat 

One of the best breeds of cats in the world. They are very expensive.

I just bought an Iranian Cat.

Iranian Cat by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008