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Pizza In The Water

When the pizza is in the water because someone put it there for the turtles.
Devyn Put the Pizza In the water because the turtles were hungys.

The water is in the lint trap 

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down
Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!

not rowing with both oars in the water 

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

Dead In The Water 

slang means termination for no reason whatsover, done and over with from human resources but not support technician....by BR from HR in Dec. 2000....but not from support technician
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you
Support Technician: when i was terminated it was dead in the water...
Human Resources: Terminated support technician for no reason whatsover...
Support Technician 07/07/07 Greeeeedyyyyyy!!!!!
Dead In The Water by blthrskt August 2, 2007

Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.
Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

Blood In The Water

Term that can be used to describe several situations in short depending on how one applies it to a conversation.
I came up from blood in the water, I know what rock bottom looks like, that’s why I’m never going back.
Blood In The Water by Idaho208 November 28, 2021