The new and improved Tamahrin 

He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin

The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick

The new and improved Tamahrin by Jesus_god May 9, 2019

Improper Benefits Bowl 

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.

ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.

Improper Benefits Bowl by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011

home improvement syndrome 

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.

Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.

home improvement syndrome by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011

improversation 

an improv conversation.

sometimes ill start a sentenceand i dont even know where its going. i just hope to find it along the way. like an improv conversation. an improversation.
-michael scott, regional manager dunder mifflin scranton.

improversation by fuckel January 19, 2009

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

continuous improvement by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

improversation 

a phrase coined by michael scott from the office

when you start a scentence, not knowing where it's going and it turns into improv.

michael: don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever. no matter what, no matter, where or who or who you were with or where you were going or where you've been ever. for any reason whatsoever.

it's like an improvositional conversation, an improversation

improversation by carbana January 16, 2009

improverished 

Improverished: a person or improv group completely lacking in any sort of improv skills or talents.

Hey man did you see that improv show last night?

Yeah, the second group was off the chain, but the opening group was straight up improverished!

improverished by creeper12 April 27, 2008