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keep your head on straight 

When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).
Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.

have/put your head on the block 

to risk a bad thing that is happening to you by doing something or assisting someone

Please dear Van Abdullah I'm going to put my head on the block for you.

I hope Van's boyfriend is going to have his head on the block for her.

Get your head on straight 

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.
Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

Can I lay my head on you 

This is something a friend says to you while at school or work when they are having a long day if someone asks you this and you say no you should throw your self into a hole and stay their give this friend lots of head scratch’s and stroke them like a cat
Friend: hey are you okay

Sad friend: *baby eyes shakes head

Friend: do you want anything

Sad friend: Can I lay my head on you

Friend: yeah for sure

Lay Your Head On My Pillow 

Laying Your Head On A Girls Boobs . Resting Head On Girls Boobs, Or Even Sleeping On Her Booby's . . As A Good Cuddling Position .
Girl : " Baby , Come Lay Your Head On My Pillow. " Boy : * Places Head & Rest's It On Girls Chest. *

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck 

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid
Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?